TLC 2013 Results & Review!

The Pay Per View opens up and we are presented by COO Triple H and Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon.  Stephanie explains this evening as an "evolution" of WWE Corporation through tonight's main event.  It's a TLC match for the undisputed champion.  The WWE Champion Randy Orton versus the World Heavyweight Champion John Cena who are both in search of unified champion status.  There can only be one.

CM Punk beats all three member of the shield in the first match.  He is still way over in the WWE Universe.  The term "over" in wrestling means essentially that the fans buy tickets to see him.  This win  will be written and talked about for years to come in WWE history books...

Diva's Championship Match.  AJ Lee versus Natalya Neidhart (Bret Hart's niece and daughter of former tag team partner Jim "The Anvil" Neidhart who earned that nickname by tossing a heavy Anvil far as shit early in his career as a wrestler).  This was by far one of the best Diva matches I have seen in years.  Technical, fast-paced and supreme stretches of athletic ability.  AJ Lee retains the DIVA Championship.

Intercontinental Championship Match: Big E Langston (title-holder) versus Damien Sandow.  Big E defeats Damien pretty quickly to retain his title.

Fatal Four-Way Tag Team Elimination Match:
Curtis Axel, Ryback, Goldust, and Cody Rhoades (Goldust and Rhoads are the reigning tag team champions) versus Big Show, Rey Mysterio, Antonio Cesaro, and Jack Swagger "The Real American's" managed by Zeb Colter
Ryback and Curtis Axel eliminated first - wow, the crowd seems to be growing fans of "The Real Americans, despite the controversy they originally gained through their original racial undertones; or rather original blatant racism.
Big Show eliminates "The Real American's next"
Cody Rhoades hits his signature move "cross roads" on Rey Mysterio to retain the WWE Tag Team Titles.

One on One Match:   Brodus Clay versus R-Truth
R-Truth beats Brodus Clay and Tensai + the Funkadelics leave Clay's side due to his cocky attitude right before R-Truth hit's him with his finisher for the win.

One on One Match:  Kofi Kingston versus The Miz
Kofi Kingston defeats The Miz

Daniel Bryant versus the Wyatt Family:  This one member of the family literally just turned exorcist in the middle of the ring.  He turned upside down and walked backwards on his hards and legs towards Bryant.  It was creepy.  The Wyatt's won this epic match.  I am a fan of this freak family... that shit was crazy.  Big match for a fan of the art to see live tonight!!!

Main Event: What an epic match between the two Champions that concluded with a split open Randy Orton Defeating John Cena to become the unified WWE World Heavyweight Champion.

Vince McMahon (CEO), his daughter Stephanie Mcmahon, and son-in-law Triple H approach the ring during Orton's historical victory.  He is applauded by management as Cena looks in dissapointed outside of the ring.